Florida Weekly Newspaper runs an annual writing contest based on a random photograph they post as an inspiration. I had one of my writings published several years ago (See my blog "Stuff") based on a photo of a doll in a basket on a staircase. This years photo is an open, European window, which immediately flooded me with memories. This is the result.
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The photograph in the Florida Weekly
immediately flooded me with nostalgia. There is no hope a memoir will
ever make it through the gauntlet of astute critics who judge the
writing contest, but perhaps I will find a glimmer of understanding
when I explain why a photograph of an open, European style window,
overlooking a courtyard or narrow street, a scene that most of us
have only seen in movies, brings tears to my eyes: A friend of mine
fell out of one. He did it backwards, and with his pants down around
his ankles.
Nostalgia, by Internet definition, is
“a
sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past.” Aah, the
unrecoverable past. That period when you alone remember exactly what
happened. Even those with you at the time may not share your
nostalgia, such as Tom’s recollection of landing on a stack of
trash cans in the alley behind the Flamingo Bar in Luxembourg.
“Parlez-vous français?” asked the
gendarme, staring down at the semi-conscious, intoxicated young
American tangled up among the trash cans. Tom had no idea which
country he was in. After all, he arrived in Germany from the United
States only that morning and never before heard of Luxembourg. It was
also the first time in his life he was legally old enough to drink.
Frank and I also had a problem. We had
driven Tom and five other newly arrived airmen to Luxembourg from
nearby Bitburg Air Base in Germany for their introduction to the
night clubs which surrounded the main train station in Luxembourg
City. They’re all closed now, with the changing times of finance
and world respect, but in those days, they were a right of passage
for many young American servicemen. Tom’s marvelous adventure
started without us, and that was a problem.
We were official sponsors for the new
arrivals from stateside, all recent graduates of technical school.
Our duties included walking them through the procedures of arriving
at their new assignment. After myriad sign-ins and drawing their
bedding and equipment, assigning them rooms and bunks, getting their
paper work squared away, as soon as Retreat, the bugle call played on
the base loudspeakers to signal the end of duty day, blared across
the base, we became “unofficial” sponsors, and our duties
changed.
“Who
wants to go to Lux for a drink and a chance to meet a French girl?”
was the question. The response that night was unanimous. Back then,
before European Union, the border crossing at Echternach was at a
two-lane, stone bridge, with an old fashioned red and white cross bar
that had to be quaintly raised and lowered for each car. Today, you
zip across the autobahn bridge high above the town and the Sauer
River and don’t realize you’ve crossed a border. But, in those
days we had to stop and show our military identification cards,
before we were given the priceless, limp wave of the hand that said,
“Oh, you again. Go ahead, go ahead!”
Us old guys would sit and drink the
fifteen cent beer while the new guys ran around like, well, kids in a
candy store. After half an hour or so, we realized Tom had gone to
the toilette and had not returned. It got very serious quickly as we
had the owners search for our missing ward to no avail. He had
disappeared into thin air! To make matters worse, the bars closed
exactly at midnight.
The gendarmes walked in at closing
time. “Allez!” they said, and we found ourselves standing in the
dimly lit street wondering what to do next. We split into teams,
slowly driving around, looking in vain through the oddly yellow-lit
streets. Soon, Frank said, “Let me head back to base. I’m almost
out of gas.!”
Federal prison crossed my mind as I
finally headed across the tranquil Luxembourg countryside headed back
to Bitburg. Court martial was obviously unavoidable.
Frank ran toward me as I walked into
the four-story barracks. “He’s here! Tom is here!” We ran to
the fourth floor, where Tom was snoring in his bunk. We dumped him on
the floor and demanded an explanation.
“The
Luxembourg police drove me to the border crossing, flagged down the
first car headed to Bitburg, and put me in it! The driver dropped me
off in front of the barracks.”
“What
were you doing sitting in the window?” We asked.
“Well,
I wasn’t going to get one of those diseases from the toilet seat!”
he said.
Aah, Nostalgia.
